What did you do today?
"What did you do today?"
"Oh, nothin. No wait. I rode on an elephant."
My wife and I had this conversation today. Can you guess who said what?
UPDATE: All good guesses (NO ONE GUESSED!), but no it was me that rode the elephant along with my three children. The elephant's name was Dumbo. Also, I fed a camel. Finally, I don't need your enthusiasm for me to have enjoyed those moments... but it wouldn't hurt either.